Bring some laughter to your holidays with these family-friendly Christmas and winter-themed jokes.
Share one with your kids each day at breakfast so that they can share it with friends during the day or write each one on a piece of paper and tuck it in their lunch box for a midday giggle.
Share one with your kids each day at breakfast so that they can share it with friends during the day or write each one on a piece of paper and tuck it in their lunch box for a midday giggle.
| Begin on December 13th and you'll have enough to share one per day through Christmas Eve! |
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D"!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice Caps!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the holiday party?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the holiday party?
He had no body to go with!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceberg-ers!
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!
Who is never hungry at the holidays?
Who is never hungry at the holidays?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells …
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A Pineapple!
What is Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa Pause!
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
How do sheep greet each other on the holiday?
How do sheep greet each other on the holiday?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
Be sure to tell local businesses and events you found them
on Macaroni Kid Greater Woodbridge
and make sure to tell all your friends!
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